i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”
when this blog exists let me know and i will reblog all the things forever
Then finish it, cuz i’m with you til the end of the line.
Natalie Dormer + The eyebrow thing
She’s really some sort of malicious fae or something.
it’s healthy to think about bees at least a dozen times a day. if you aren’t thinking about bees every day theres something wrong with you
"Veines de la Main"
She was the most frightening person I’d ever seen, but I enjoyed looking at her.
pACK IT UP GUYS THEY’RE ON TO US
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
You’re missing out if you havent added me on snapchat
- *playing video games*
- Someone: H--
- Me: oMFG I died because you were talkinG
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion
is gerard okay ??
The Monologue of the Lich.
Dolce & Gabbana